Tear Down the DEI Curtain and Other Winning Moves!
21 January 2025
Dear Diary, let’s talk about the HUGE wins I’m racking up—only the BEST! Today, I rolled out Executive Order 14173. Everyone’s talking about it, and it’s gonna SCRAP all those anti-discrimination rules. You know, the ones that are just excuses for losers! Now it’s all about MERIT, folks! Merit. So say goodbye to those tired old policies. Can we hear it for Donny?
Also, I wiped the floor with all those Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion offices. Zero tolerance for WOKENESS! They’re gone! Poof! It’s not about creating a haven for weird ideas and hand-holding. I’m here to make America STRONG again!
As for Ukraine? A total mess, but I made a splash! I threatened Russia with tariffs—BIDEN couldn’t do it! Check mate, Vlad! But listen, can you believe it? People are still fighting over there, like it’s a never-ending reality show! But I’ve got the answers! I always do. Keep WATCHING, folks! The best is yet to come.
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