Days that: Manipulate National Identity
In a twisted homage to terror, Donny decided Halloween needed a sprinkle of fear, deploying ICE agents to snatch up immi...
In a spectacular display of authoritarian flair, The Mad King has called for the Senate to ‘nuke’ the filibuster mid-shu...
Dozy Donny has somehow turned a diplomatic visit into a royal spectacle by accepting a literal golden crown from South K...
Donny's had a hissy-fit over a Canadian ad, proving yet again that truth is his Kryptonite. His thuggish response? Tarif...
In an era defined by excess, The Don is busy erecting a $250 million ballroom—a monument to his own vanity—while the gov...
In a spectacularly embarrassing display, The Mad King Donny threw a verbal tantrum at Colombian President Gustavo Petro,...
King Don demands the sacking of Microsoft’s Lisa Monaco for being a pain in his ego. The Supreme Court now moonlights as...
On a day where escalators became the talk of the town, Donny played the victim card at the UN, claiming sabotage over a...
Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...
As the UK rolled out the welcome mat for The Mad King, it wasn't with roses but with projections of his sordid past alon...
Today, Donny threw an epic tantrum when asked about his business conflicts, threatened a journalist, and proceeded to la...
Donny, the reigning king of chaos, continues his tyrannical tour with a mix of incendiary rhetoric blaming the ‘radical...
Charlie Kirk has been murdered by an unknown assailant, cue the rallying cry for King Don, who hasn’t missed a second to...
Donny’s crew is spinning tales thicker than old golf course turf. House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Donny’s an undercove...
Donny ordered the dismantling of a historic peace vigil, declaring war on a tent because it clashed with his vision of p...
In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...
JD Vance buries himself in historical revisionism with a ludicrous claim that WWII ended through negotiations—ignoring t...
In the latest escapades of King Don, we see him rallying to free a convicted election fraudster, claiming she's a misund...
In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...
The Don and his merry band of misfits continue their march towards authoritarianism, from gerrymandering in Texas to dep...