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Day 217: The Circus of Insanity: JD Vance's Historical Hijinks and Donny's Makeup Meltdown

Sunday, August 24, 2025

JD Vance Interview 2025-08-24

JD Vance Called out for Bullshit Interview

All GOP members perform in servitude to a mad king, and JD Vance never disappoints as he debases himself on national television in mindless flattery to the obese monster destroying America.

In an interview, DJ Vance in a desperate attempt to justify Donny's "diplomatic approach" (read whimsical responses) to the Ukraine conflict, claimed that World War II ended through negotiations.

Bullshit alert.

This entirely revisionist history is provably and easily debunked when you consider that in fact, no negotiations occurred to end WWII - it was unconditional surrender.

Germany's surrender followed Hitler's suicide and Japan's after the atomic bombings, both clear cases of unconditional surrender, not negotiation. I mean who managed to negotiate that with Hitler?

JD Vance knows this all too well, but then he also knows the MAGA audience are fucking idiots and will swallow whatever garbage he spews out of his gob.

Of course, lying was only the first part of the interview. No one in Donny's clown cabinet can complete an interview without paying tribute to the made king:

"What I admire about the president is he's not trying to focus on every nitpicky detail of how this thing started three and a half year ago, he's trying to focus on the nitpicky details of now." JD Vance, August 2025

Yes, let's not get bogged down on the details of who started what war, let's focus on the here and now. It's largely unimportant that Russia invaded in an unprovoked attack, it's just nitpicking to even point that out.

While we're quoting the vice president, how about these gems on his thoughts on Donny before he was VP.

"My god, what an idiot." JD Vance

"Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office." JD Vance, April 2016

"Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us." JD Vance, October 2016


Donny Desperately Tries to Conceal His Tiny Hand Covered in Makeup

Mad King Donny, 79, spent Friday proving once again that he’s less “leader of the free world” and more “community theater understudy in bad drag.”

While shuffling through his busy schedule of dictator cosplay — reviewing National Guard troops in his military takeover of D.C., gawking at himself at the Kennedy Center, and touring an immersive museum of… himself — Donny gave photographers something extra to laugh at: his right hand, caked in concealer several shades lighter than the surrounding blotchy red skin.

By the time he made it back to the Oval Office, Donny was pulling off awkward hand-gymnastics worthy of Cirque du Soleil, doing everything possible to hide the botched coverup. Pointing at the new gaudy gold trim he’d slapped onto the Resolute Desk backdrop, he actually managed to turn his hand just enough so only the palm showed on camera. Smooth, Donny. Real smooth.

A close-up photo left no doubt — the hand was still stained with makeup. The attempted camouflage only made the whole charade more ridiculous.

(Image Credit: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images)

The White House previously admitted Donny had been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency (CVI), after fans spotted his bruised hands and ballooning cankles at the FIFA World Cup. His doctor insists the bruising is just from “frequent handshaking.” Sure. And the makeup? Just a little “patriot powder,” right?

Yes, Donny is shaking so many hands with his own tiny, fragile hands that it's suffering constant bruising that needs to be concealed.

Like if they have to pathetically lie about something as ridiculous as this, what else are they lying about?

Perhaps the concealer is actually just hiding his "I love Epstein" tattoo.

For a man who’s spent years bragging that he’s in perfect health and immune to aging, watching him slather concealer on his failing body is pure tragicomedy. The emperor has no clothes — but apparently, he does have foundation.