Days that: Consolidate Power
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a display of peak presidential apathy, King Don watched impassively as a guest collapsed at an obesity drug event, pe...
In a spectacular display of spite, The Don threatens to choke New York City’s federal funding if the Mayoral vote doesn'...
Donny has an incoherent interview with CBS and Kash Patel, Donny's loyal lapdog, misuses a government jet for romantic e...
Donny's White House 'renovations' have impressed precisely no one - yet it remains Donny's top priority, even during a g...
In a spectacular display of authoritarian flair, The Mad King has called for the Senate to ‘nuke’ the filibuster mid-shu...
Dozy Donny has somehow turned a diplomatic visit into a royal spectacle by accepting a literal golden crown from South K...
In a glorious display of narcissism, The Mad King flirts with a third term while dismissing the 22nd Amendment as mere ‘...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
In a gallivanting display of executive overreach, The Mad King has boldly announced his intention to execute suspected d...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In an era defined by excess, The Don is busy erecting a $250 million ballroom—a monument to his own vanity—while the gov...
In his latest masterclass on disdain for democracy, Donny has embraced his inner authoritarian by threatening to deploy...
In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...
In a double feature of chaos, Donny's American circus rolls on, with a government shutdown dragging on like a bad sequel...
In a riveting display of lunacy, Donny ponders unleashing the Insurrection Act like a toddler with a toy bazooka, claimi...
Dozy Donny has failed yet again to nab the Nobel Peace Prize, while Norway braces for retaliation. The committee honors...
As usual, Dozy Donny’s latest Cabinet meeting was less about governance and more about self-praise and social media dist...
Donny gathered a ragtag group of MAGA sycophants to meditate on the existential threat posed by a concept — Antifa! Yes,...
Donny's not just lobbing insults; he's calling for the jailing of dissenting state leaders, proving that 'Mad King' is m...