DonnyFlirts With Forever: Donny Says He’d ‘Love’ a Third Term but Rules Out ‘Too Cute’ VP Scheme
Analysis of Trump's Flirtation with Unconstitutional Maneuvers
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This action reflects an erosion of democratic norms by entertaining the idea of sidestepping constitutional limits, which poses a significant threat to the integrity of the electoral process and the rule of law.
Because nothing screams “respect for democracy” quite like fantasizing about ruling forever, The Mad King is once again openly drooling over the idea of a third term — while pretending to rule it out with the coyness of a game show host teasing a big reveal.
Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One, somewhere between Kuala Lumpur and Tokyo, The Don mused that while he’d “love” to serve a third term, he wouldn’t stoop to the “too cute” workaround of running as vice president in 2028.
“I’d be allowed to do that,” he said, as if “the 22nd Amendment” were more of a speed limit than a law. “But I wouldn’t do that. It’s too cute. I think people wouldn’t like that… it wouldn’t be right.”
Oh, how noble. The man who tried to overturn an election and declared himself the “legitimate president” now draws the line at cute.
Donny, of course, was referring to a fringe theory floating around MAGA world — the idea that he could run as vice president under a pliant figurehead, then take over again when said figurehead “mysteriously” resigned. You know, a constitutional coup in three easy steps.
Even The Don seems to realize how nakedly authoritarian that looks — at least for now. So, instead of promising restraint, he just teased the dictatorship he really wants:
“I would love to do it. I have my best numbers ever.”
Ah yes, the eternal justification — imaginary poll numbers as divine right. Fact check: Fuck right off. Donny's poll numbers are lower than his IQ.
When a reporter pressed him on whether he was ruling out a third term entirely, Donny delivered his usual word salad of menace and innuendo:
“Am I not ruling it out? I mean, you’ll have to tell me.”
Translation: I’ll do it if I can get away with it.
For a man who claims to be “just joking,” Donny sure spends a lot of time testing the boundaries of constitutional law like a toddler testing a hot stove. He’s already handed out “Trump 2028” hats at the White House — because why bother with subtlety when your authoritarian impulses come in merch form?
It’s all part of The Don’s long-running shtick: say the unthinkable, wait for the outrage, then laugh it off as a joke. Repeat until people stop being outraged — or until democracy stops being an obstacle.
And as usual, he surrounded himself with enablers to cheer him on. He name-dropped Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, praising them as “great people” and fantasizing that if they ever “formed a group, it’d be unstoppable.”
A “group,” you say? That’s one way to describe an authoritarian ruling council.
Meanwhile, The Don’s “Asia tour” — a supposed trade mission — has mostly been a victory lap of self-congratulation and delusion. Between double-dick dancing on red carpets and threatening tariffs as diplomacy, he’s been playing both emperor and salesman, all while hinting that maybe, just maybe, the republic doesn’t really need that whole “term limit” thing after all.
The timing of this latest flirtation with endless power isn’t accidental. Trump is abroad, meeting Xi Jinping in South Korea later this week — a man who actually abolished term limits and crowned himself ruler-for-life. So naturally, The Don is feeling inspired.
“I’ve got a lot of respect for President Xi,” Trump said, with the same tone he once used to praise Putin, Kim Jong Un, and anyone else who gets to kill critics without oversight.
It’s almost touching, really — a man so desperate for validation that he’s willing to envy autocrats while pretending to defend the Constitution he’s actively undermining.
So let’s call this what it is: Donny's dictatorship trial balloon, version 7.0.
He’s not joking. He’s testing. He’s normalizing the idea that two terms might not be enough for a man of his “genius.”
Demolishing the East wing of the White House without congressional approval to make way for his gaudy ballroom - a ballroom that won't be finished until after Donny leaves office is an obvious sign of his intent to remain.
The Founders built the 22nd Amendment to stop exactly this kind of delusional, power-hungry monarch from planting himself on the throne forever.
But The Mad King doesn’t read history — he rewrites it. Donny will happily he’ll wank-dance his way right past the Constitution.
Donny Blithers Incoherently to the Navy on Magnets, Steam, and His War on Reality
We're somewhat used to Donny's rambling incoherently now. Blitering on through what's left of his dementia addled brain is just another day. And today the Navy were treated to a front row seat for one aboard the USS George Washington this week.
Donny took the stage before U.S. Navy personnel and proudly announced his plan to bring back steam-powered catapults and hydraulic elevators on America’s aircraft carriers. Because nothing says “21st-century military readiness” like reverting to World War II technology.
But the real showstopper came when The Don began explaining — or rather, trying to explain — his understanding of magnets and water. This is one of his recurring embarrassing themes.
“You know, the problem with magnets is, when water hits them, they stop working,” Trump declared, pausing just long enough to let the room’s collective confusion register. “They get wet — you can’t have water and magnets together. It’s not good.”
This isn't just incorrect of course, it's laugh out lout insane. The sailors, to their eternal credit, did not immediately jump overboard.
It’s unclear what prompted this scientific car crash, but it appears to stem from Donny's long-standing grudge against the Navy’s electromagnetic aircraft launch systems (EMALS) — a technology he has repeatedly derided as “too complicated” because, in his words, “you can’t see the electricity.”
That’s right. The Commander-in-Chief doesn’t trust modern catapults because the electrons are invisible.
In true Trumpian fashion, he then announced his intent to sign an executive order forcing the Navy to replace its electromagnetic systems with steam — as though federal orders can rewrite physics. It’s worth noting that EMALS technology has been under development since the early 2000s, tested for years, and is now operational on carriers like the USS Gerald R. Ford. But to The Don, that’s just “fake science from the Obama people.”
This latest outburst underscores a pattern that’s gone from embarrassing to alarming: the President’s open hostility toward experts, data, and anything invented after 1955. Whether it’s climate science, vaccines, or now basic electromagnetism, Trump’s guiding philosophy remains the same — if he doesn’t understand it, it must be wrong.
The result is a surreal reversal of progress: a government that actively sabotages technological innovation to appease one man’s nostalgia for buttons, levers, and visible smoke.
Even more disturbing is the Navy’s response. According to reports, officials on the scene were ordered to downplay recent damage to the USS Harry Truman, sustained during maintenance — presumably to avoid embarrassing The Don during his “big speech.” Because God forbid reality get in the way of the photo op.
This obsession with optics over truth is pure Trumpism: appearance first, competence never.
Defense analysts are horrified. Engineers are bewildered. The rest of us are wondering how a man with nuclear codes can’t grasp that magnets don’t “stop working” when wet — they literally drive the ship’s electric systems he was standing on.
But for Trump, the laws of physics are just another “deep state hoax.”
He’s already blamed “bad engineers” for “ruining the Navy with their fancy new machines” — as if the Pentagon’s biggest problem isn’t decades of underfunding or procurement waste, but the curse of magnets that don’t like water.
In a saner timeline, this would be a footnote in a long list of Donny's verbal malfunctions. But it’s not funny anymore. When the President of the United States issues executive orders based on magical thinking, it’s not just a gaffe — it’s a governance crisis.
The Don’s war on science has now reached the military-industrial complex. And while sailors laugh nervously and engineers grit their teeth, the rest of the world sees what America’s become: a nation where ignorance has chain of command authority.
So yes, the Mad King thinks magnets don’t mix with water. But honestly, why stop there? Maybe he’ll ban submarines next for being “too wet.” Or replace radar with “good, old-fashioned eyes.”
Because for Donny, progress is the enemy — and reality is just another opponent to shout down.
The saddest part? The crowd still clapped. Not because they believed him — but because they knew they had to.