Days that: Detach from the International Community
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
Donny's had a hissy-fit over a Canadian ad, proving yet again that truth is his Kryptonite. His thuggish response? Tarif...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In a spectacularly embarrassing display, The Mad King Donny threw a verbal tantrum at Colombian President Gustavo Petro,...
Donny reemerged today to deliver a 45-minute soliloquy at the Navy's birthday bash, completely devoted to his own grande...
Donny is taking a victory lap after achieving nothing but humiliation in his cosy up with his pal Vlad, once again not r...
Melania steps into the spotlight, threatening Hunter Biden with a $1 billion lawsuit for linking her to Epstein—classic...
In a masterclass of ineptitude, Donny is set to hold a 'historic' summit with war criminal Putin in Alaska—because nothi...
In a true display of fragile masculinity, Donny fires the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief for reporting dismal job numb...
In an impressively coordinated display of incompetence, Ted Cruz slashed vital NOAA funding during deadly floods, Rollin...
Donny trumpets imaginary triumphs over Iran's nuclear program going against his own intelligence experts, and calls the...
Donny invites provocation by claiming peace right after authorizing an attack on Iran, only to watch his rhetoric explod...
Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...
Donny decided to bomb Iran unilaterally, proving once again that Congressional oversight is so last season. His timing i...
Donny’s latest whimsical travel ban echoes his first reign’s nonsense, targeting twelve countries because, well, they’re...
In a whirlwind of token gestures and constitutional gymnastics, Trump escalates warfare against Harvard with a contract...
In a whirlwind of executive mischief, King Don rebranded sedition as patriotism by pardoning January 6 rioters, gleefull...