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Day 194: Donny's Descent into Dictatorship: Firing Truth, Nuking Russia, and Strangling Public Media

Friday, August 1, 2025

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Donny Fires the Messenger — Because Facts Hurt His Feelings

Donny is, as always, a petty, fragile little man. And in classic dictator cosplay, he's taken another page out of the "Authoritarian for Dummies" playbook: fire anyone who tells the truth.

This time, the truth came in the form of the July jobs report, which showed a measly 73,000 new jobs added, a sharp drop that even his most loyal economic spin doctors couldn't dress up. To make matters worse (for Donny's ego, at least), prior months were also revised downward.

So, naturally, Donny did what Donny does best: throw a tantrum and blame someone else.

His target? Kevin McEntarfer, the career economist and data wonk who dared, dared — to release numbers that didn’t match Donny’s fantasyland version of “the greatest economy in history.”

Without a shred of evidence, Donny accused McEntarfer of “manipulating data” and promptly showed him the door.

Because nothing screams "economic genius" like firing the guy who reports the numbers when you don’t like them.

Reminder: When reality doesn’t fit Donny’s narrative, reality gets fired.

Now remember - this is probably actually Biden's fault. s that's how bad news works now.

This follows Howard Fucknut who days earlier had said how the new super economy had arrived and that Donny owns it.


Donny and the Nuclear Codes: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Who would be the last person you'd want in charge of the nuclear codes? I mean yes, we know the answer, but it's definitely not someone who:

Well, Donny ticks all those boxes. And this is the fucking man in charge of the nuclear codes in America. A man who has scandal after scandal follow him. A man who is so fucking stupid it hurts.

So what’s his latest genius move? Parking two nuclear submarines off Russia’s coast because he didn’t like something Dmitry Medvedev said. Not exactly statecraft - more like lobbing toys out of the pram, armed with thermonuclear warheads.

Don't worry though, some wise reassuring words spewed out of the mad king's gob on the matter:

"Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences" DJT, August 2025

This isn’t deterrence. This isn’t strategy. It’s dangerous, performative posturing from a man who should never have been trusted with the launch codes — or a Sharpie.


Donny Just Tariffed the World

Because nothing says “stable genius” like slapping tariffs on 69 countries at once. Yes, 69, nice, if you’re a 12-year-old. Disastrous, if you’re, say, the President of the United States.

In his latest episode of “America First, Everyone Else Last,” Donny signed an executive order reinstating tariffs ranging from 10% to a whopping 41% on imports from nearly a third of the globe. That’s not economic strategy, it’s economic vandalism dressed up in a red tie and spray tan.

While most leaders are out here trying to fix supply chains, boost cooperation, and, I dunno — not spark trade wars, Donny is busy dragging the U.S. back to the 1920s like he’s collecting retro policy ideas to go with his retrograde views on... well, everything.

The best part? These tariffs are expected to hit American consumers hardest, because nothing screams “economic genius” like making your own people pay more during a cost-of-living crisis.

Another brilliant day in Donnyland, where foreign policy is a tantrum and international trade is a punching bag.


Donny Kills Big Bird

his latest war on reality, President Trump has finally defunded the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) — the lifeline behind NPR and PBS. That’s right: no more federal support for the public media that brings you actual facts, educational programming, and journalism not funded by gold-plated Super PACs.

Donny's vendetta against truth-telling platforms has been brewing for years, but this time it stuck. The result? The closure of CPB, and a devastating blow to local newsrooms, educational shows, cultural programs, and anyone who thought kids should learn something more useful than how to chant “Lock her up.”

It’s not just about Big Bird and Mister Rogers. It’s about silencing independent media and replacing it with a state-approved, ego-fluffing echo chamber.

Because in Donny's America, facts are fake, books are banned, and public media is the enemy.