King Donny’s “Peace Plan” — Now With 100% Less Ukraine
Analysis of Trump's Meeting with Putin in Alaska
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The meeting signals a possible shift towards isolating Ukraine in peace negotiations and fostering a closer relationship with Russia, which could undermine democratic alliances and principles. This action poses a risk of normalization of authoritarian tactics in foreign relations.
Remember back on Day 1 when Donny promised he’d end the war in Ukraine “in 24 hours”? He looked straight into the camera, puffed out his chest, and told us that he alone could fix it. Well, fast-forward 200 days later and the war’s still grinding on, the bodies are still piling up, and Donny’s masterstroke solution is… wait for it… to hold a summit with wanted war criminal Vladimir Putin.
And where is this historic meeting of minds going to take place? Alaska. Not because it’s scenic, but because it’s basically the only place outside Russia Putin can go without risking an arrest warrant slamming shut on his wrists. Apparently, U.S. soil is now the red carpet for dictators.
The most insulting part? Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky isn’t even invited. Yep — the country that’s actually being bombed isn’t in the room, again. Instead, it’s Donny and Vlad, mano a mano, playing “big boys talk” while the fate of Ukraine gets decided over canapés.
Now, let’s be honest — this is not the first time Donny’s tried to “outsmart” Putin. It’s basically his origin story:
- In 2018, he stood next to Putin in Helsinki and parroted the Russian line over his own intelligence agencies.
- Putin annexed Crimea under Obama, but under Donny? He got four years of U.S. foreign policy gift-wrapped and tied with a bow.
- Donny once said he “believed” Putin when Vlad denied interfering in the U.S. election — because of course he did.
And every single time, Putin plays him like a cheap fiddle — flatters him, feeds him a line about “mutual respect,” and walks away with exactly what he wants. Meanwhile Donny stands there grinning like a kid who thinks the school bully is his best friend.
So now, here we are again. Donny, the self-proclaimed “ultimate dealmaker,” heading into yet another one-on-one with a man who’s been outplaying him for years. The difference this time? The stakes are a hell of a lot higher than a botched casino deal or a failed real estate scheme.
If history is any guide, this “peace summit” will end with Putin walking away stronger, Ukraine weaker, and Donny bragging about a “tremendous, tremendous success” that will unravel the moment Air Force One takes off.
And the war? Don’t hold your breath.