Days Featuring Elon Musk

Charlie Kirk has been murdered by an unknown assailant, cue the rallying cry for King Don, who hasn’t missed a second to...
In today’s episode of ‘The Don’s Wild Ride,’ we have Health Secretary Bobby Ballbag, a man who treats facts like a buffe...
In a spectacle fit for a lifetime achievement award in authoritarian madness, King Don relocates immigration detainees t...
On Labor Day, a sea of protest signs greeted The Don as he pulled a classic dictator move, erecting a banner with his ow...
Just when you thought Ego Musk might slink back into obscurity, he’s cannonballing into politics with his latest gimmick...
Donny whines about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize while simultaneously continuing to baselessly lie that the 2020 ele...
In a fit of impotent and incompetent rage, Donny Dotard authorized the deployment of the National Guard to quash peacefu...
Donny the Disastrous has declared that the US can only survive with him at the helm, tossing aside even his former best...
Donny and Ego Musk have flung their toys out of the pram over Musk's tepid critiques of Trump's latest disaster, the 'Bi...
Elon Musk, ever the drama queen, has publicly called Donny's tax fiasco a 'disgusting abomination'. Meanwhile, Fox News,...
Delusional Donny has promoted a wacky conspiracy theory claiming Biden's been replaced by a robot—perfect fodder for a l...
In a whirlwind of token gestures and constitutional gymnastics, Trump escalates warfare against Harvard with a contract...