Days that: Manipulates the Economy and Inequality
In a oh-so-classy twist, The Don has graced the Oval Office with a new gold sign while the government shutdown leaves mi...
In a spectacular display of spite, The Don threatens to choke New York City’s federal funding if the Mayoral vote doesn'...
Donny has an incoherent interview with CBS and Kash Patel, Donny's loyal lapdog, misuses a government jet for romantic e...
Today, King Dozy Don transformed an international stage into his personal comedy club with an excruciating Indian accent...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
Today, the President of the United States openly ordered the Attorney General to exact revenge on political foes like a...
Donny’s crew is spinning tales thicker than old golf course turf. House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Donny’s an undercove...
In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...
In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...
Donny’s summit with Putin in Alaska turned out to be little more than a farcical photo op, with King Don collapsing unde...
In a stunning display of misplaced priorities, Donny deployed the National Guard amidst a crime lull, claiming it was 'L...
In yet another episode of Donny's authoritarian theatrics, we see Howard Fucknut leading a calculated raid on Harvard's...
Donny's antics hit new lows as he jams the economy with fabricated job figures, dumps mRNA vaccines because Facebook tol...
Donny's tariff tantrum is hitting 69 countries across the globe as he crafts economic policy like a petulant child throw...
In a particularly egregious episode of ‘Gaslight Theater’, King Don dismisses the Epstein investigation as a ‘boring hoa...
In an impressively coordinated display of incompetence, Ted Cruz slashed vital NOAA funding during deadly floods, Rollin...
It's a bumper day. Donny’s Supreme Court gives the thumbs up for mass firings, while Pam Blondi has u-turned on the Epst...
King Donny celebrated Independence Day by signing his ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ a capitalist Christmas for the ultra-wealth...
Today, the GOP proudly displayed their utter lack of shame as they clapped in unison while passing Donny's grotesquely n...