Days that: Delegitimize Opposition
In a classic move of theatrical governance, the Senate mustered just enough votes to string together a funding bill that...
In a display of peak presidential apathy, King Don watched impassively as a guest collapsed at an obesity drug event, pe...
In a oh-so-classy twist, The Don has graced the Oval Office with a new gold sign while the government shutdown leaves mi...
Donny's White House 'renovations' have impressed precisely no one - yet it remains Donny's top priority, even during a g...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
On October 18, 2025, The Mad King trembled as 7 million Americans rallied under the banner of 'No Kings,' showcasing the...
In his latest masterclass on disdain for democracy, Donny has embraced his inner authoritarian by threatening to deploy...
In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...
As usual, Dozy Donny’s latest Cabinet meeting was less about governance and more about self-praise and social media dist...
Donny gathered a ragtag group of MAGA sycophants to meditate on the existential threat posed by a concept — Antifa! Yes,...
Donny's not just lobbing insults; he's calling for the jailing of dissenting state leaders, proving that 'Mad King' is m...
From Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem issuing immigration threats at the Super Bowl to The Don declaring Democrats as...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
Dozy Don outdid himself today by posting and later deleting a hilariously fake AI video touting his 'signature' on a non...
Dozy Don has concocted a new conspiracy, painting the January 6 insurrection he orchestrated as an elaborate FBI plot—be...
King Don demands the sacking of Microsoft’s Lisa Monaco for being a pain in his ego. The Supreme Court now moonlights as...
In a breathtaking display of authoritarian pettiness, King Don relentlessly pursues vengeance against political adversar...
Donny has taken to the stage to regale us with claims that Tylenol gives babies autism, effectively redefining science a...
In his latest grand spectacle, The Don has declared antifa a 'domestic terrorist organization', conveniently ignoring th...
Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...