Day 213: Democracy's Funeral: The GOP Goes Full Dictatorship

Donny’s Map to Cheat the Midterms

Well, the spineless shitbags of the GOP have finally done it. They’ve rammed through a redrawn congressional map in Texas, one Donny himself demanded - designed not for democracy, but for his own survival in the midterms.

Democrats fought tooth and nail, even fleeing the state in a last-ditch effort to deny a quorum. But the Republican machine plowed ahead, steamrolling any opposition. The map now heads to the state Senate, where it will sail through, before landing on Governor Greg Abbott’s desk for his rubber-stamp signature.

And Donny? Oh, he couldn’t contain his glee. He crowed that the map would deliver him five more congressional seats and “protect the rights, freedoms, and country.” Cute words, coming from a 34-time felon who’s spent his entire career trampling all three. He even bragged that Texas is “leading the charge,” with Florida and Indiana eager to follow. Because nothing screams patriotism like conspiring to gut democracy across multiple states.

This is gerrymandering 101 — carving up districts to lock in power and silence voters. Republicans have perfected it, and now they’re openly flaunting it. The will of the people? Doesn’t matter. Fair elections? Forget it. The GOP has one guiding principle: if you can’t win honestly, rig the game.

So here we are, watching the slow, deliberate dismantling of democracy — dressed up as “reform.” Piece by piece, seat by seat, lie by lie, Donny and his loyal enablers are turning elections into theater, where the ending is rigged before the curtain even rises.

Booed Again: JD “Just Dance” Vance Can’t Catch a Break

t’s becoming a pattern now: wherever JD “Just Dance” Vance shows his face, the boos rain down. This time, he dragged along drunkard Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and sociopath-in-residence Stephen Miller for a photo op at Washington’s Union Station. The three stooges posed with National Guard troops — troops Donny had just ordered into the city because of an imaginary crime wave — while handing out burgers like this was some twisted campaign barbecue.

Vance defended the deployment with his trademark sneer, insisting the Guard was needed to deal with “vagrants, drug addicts, the chronically homeless, and the mentally ill.” He went further, dismissing the protesters — ordinary citizens furious about troops patrolling their neighborhoods — as “old, primarily white people” who had “never felt danger in their lives.” The boos grew louder.

The reality? D.C. neighborhoods where Trump’s soldiers were sent don’t even have high crime rates. The protests, chanting “Free D.C.” and “From D.C. to Palestine, occupation is a crime,” made it clear: residents aren’t buying the fearmongering. They see it for what it is — political theater and federal overreach.

This latest stunt highlights the widening gulf between Donny's authoritarian impulses and the actual will of the people. Deploying troops against U.S. citizens isn’t “law and order” — it’s intimidation, plain and simple. And yet, here was Vance, grinning for the cameras, as if another chorus of boos wasn’t already following him home.

Booing follows JD Vance wherever he goes. Every one of his six vaccations this year alone he's been met with protestors. It turns out that when you spend your career sneering at the public, the public eventually sneers back. Loudly.

Mad King Begins Assault on History

The Mad King has found a new enemy in his never-ending war on reality: museums. Specifically, seven Smithsonian institutions, including those dedicated to Latino, African, and Asian art, are now under a sweeping review to purge what Donny calls “improper, divisive, or anti-American ideology.” Translation: if history doesn’t flatter him or his fantasy version of America, it’s got to go.

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Exhibits flagged for the chopping block? Ones that dare to tell the truth. Acknowledging that Benjamin Franklin owned slaves? Too divisive. Documenting the police killing of George Floyd? Anti-American. Anything that reminds visitors America’s story is more complicated than apple pie and bald eagles? Well, according to Donny, that’s just “woke propaganda.”

The White House, never subtle in its bullying, has threatened to “hold the Smithsonian accountable” if it doesn’t comply. Donny himself has vowed to “explore all options and avenues to get the Woke out of the Smithsonian” — because apparently, the greatest threat to his fragile regime isn’t foreign adversaries, but museum placards.

This is more than just culture war nonsense. It’s an attempt to rewrite history itself — to erase the ugliness and complexity that make America real, and replace it with state-approved mythology that glorifies his rule. This isn’t about patriotism; it’s about power. It’s about controlling the narrative so thoroughly that the public only ever sees the world through Donny’s funhouse mirror.

The irony, of course, is that the Mad King’s crusade against “wokeness” exposes his deepest fear: the truth. A truth he cannot control, cannot rewrite, and cannot lock away behind glass. And so, he rages at history itself, determined to drag the nation into his alternate reality — one sanitized exhibit at a time.

Don't forget - Donny's name is all over the Epstein files.

Donnny demands resignation of Fed Governor Jerome Powell

Donny has demanded the immediate resignation of Federal Reserve Governor Jerome Powell. Because why respect institutional independence when you can just treat the Fed like another Trump Organization boardroom?

This latest tantrum fits neatly into Donny’s greatest hits: attacking anyone, anywhere, who dares to exercise independence or — God forbid — contradict him. The Fed isn’t supposed to be an arm of his re-election campaign, but try telling Donny that. For him, checks and balances are just inconveniences, like subpoenas or tax audits.

Donny has spent years whining that Powell didn’t slash interest rates to please him. Now, armed with his cronies’ flimsy and unproven allegations, he’s going straight for Powell’s job. The fact that Powell has refused to step aside is practically revolutionary in Trump world — imagine, an official prioritizing the rule of law over the king’s ego.

But let’s be clear: this isn’t just Donny being Donny. It’s a direct attack on the separation of powers, an assault on an institution deliberately designed to be insulated from political pressure. If he can run Powell out of town on nothing more than gossip and bluster, what’s to stop him from steamrolling every other independent body that stands in his way?

The most disturbing part? The eerie silence of the GOP. Not a peep, not a protest. The so-called party of the Constitution is now fully complicit in shredding it — standing by as Donny treats the Fed like a personal ATM and the Constitution like toilet paper.

The real question isn’t whether Powell survives Donny’s latest rage fit. It’s whether our democracy can survive a president who thinks laws are optional and power is his birthright.

Donny Declares War on Wind and the Sun

In yet another tantrum on Truth Social, Donny proudly declared: “We will not approve wind or farmer-destroying Solar.” Yes, you read that right. Donny has apparently decided he can take on not just the Democrats, not just the Constitution, but also… the sun and the wind. Good luck with that, champ.

This isn’t just another one of his late-night ramblings — it’s now official policy. Federal permitting for renewables has been tightened and funneled into the hands of Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, who gets the final word on what projects (if any) move forward. Translation: renewable energy companies should brace for rejection slips. What used to be a straightforward process is now an uphill battle against an administration hell-bent on clinging to coal and oil like it’s still 1950.

The irony here is staggering. Donny insists renewables are to blame for higher electricity prices, conveniently ignoring the fact that solar and battery storage are literally the fastest, cheapest ways to balance America’s power grid. Meanwhile, energy bills are rising, coal plants continue to shut down and demand from data centers and heavy industry keeps climbing. The math is simple, but math has never been Donny’s strong suit.

Instead of embracing the future, the administration has gone into full demolition mode: axing key tax credits, slapping tariffs on solar and wind components, and even ordering the Department of Agriculture to pull support for solar projects on farmland. If you’re not in oil, gas, or coal, you’re out of luck.

What does this mean for America? Rising costs, fewer jobs in one of the fastest-growing industries, and more pollution in the air. But hey — at least Donny gets to look tough while shouting at the clouds. Literally.

Tulsi’s Purge: DNI Goes Full Authoritarian

Director of National Intelligence and Russsian asset Tulsi Gabbard has taken a flamethrower to the intelligence community, revoking the security clearances of at least 37 current and former officials. Her justification? That they “abused the public trust” by leaking and manipulating documents. Translation: they said things Donny didn’t like.

And she’s not stopping there. Gabbard has recommended the Justice Department investigate some of the biggest names from the Obama era — James Comey, John Brennan, and James Clapper — accusing them of “manufacturing” intelligence to undermine Trump’s agenda. Sound familiar? It’s the resurrection of Donny’s favorite bedtime story: Russiagate was a hoax.

What’s actually happening here is pretty transparent. This isn’t about national security — it’s about consolidating power and punishing anyone who dared to cross Donny the first time around. Intelligence professionals who raised alarms about Russian interference are now being painted as criminals, while the administration rewrites history in real time.

This is a direct assault on the independence of the intelligence community. By yanking clearances and threatening prosecutions, Gabbard and Donny are sending a very clear message: dissent will be crushed, whistleblowing will be punished, and anyone who questions the regime’s narrative is an enemy of the state.

This isn’t accountability — it’s a purge. A chilling effect designed to silence future dissent and ensure the intelligence apparatus serves not the country, but the Mad King and his loyalists. Once again, Donny is bending national security into his personal weapon — and Tulsi is holding the sword.