Days that: Erode Civil Liberties
In a classic move of theatrical governance, the Senate mustered just enough votes to string together a funding bill that...
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a display of peak presidential apathy, King Don watched impassively as a guest collapsed at an obesity drug event, pe...
In a oh-so-classy twist, The Don has graced the Oval Office with a new gold sign while the government shutdown leaves mi...
In a spectacular display of spite, The Don threatens to choke New York City’s federal funding if the Mayoral vote doesn'...
Donny has an incoherent interview with CBS and Kash Patel, Donny's loyal lapdog, misuses a government jet for romantic e...
In a twisted homage to terror, Donny decided Halloween needed a sprinkle of fear, deploying ICE agents to snatch up immi...
Donny's White House 'renovations' have impressed precisely no one - yet it remains Donny's top priority, even during a g...
In a spectacular display of authoritarian flair, The Mad King has called for the Senate to ‘nuke’ the filibuster mid-shu...
Today, King Dozy Don transformed an international stage into his personal comedy club with an excruciating Indian accent...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
In a gallivanting display of executive overreach, The Mad King has boldly announced his intention to execute suspected d...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In a scene that rivals any dystopian flick, the Mad King's ICE commandos stormed Chinatown with the fervor of a petty ty...
On October 18, 2025, The Mad King trembled as 7 million Americans rallied under the banner of 'No Kings,' showcasing the...
In a spectacular show of defiance, over 2,500 protests are set to ignite across America, banding together citizens of al...
Today, The Mad King Donny takes aim at John Bolton, turning a diary into an 'espionage' scandal fit for a dystopian nove...
In his latest masterclass on disdain for democracy, Donny has embraced his inner authoritarian by threatening to deploy...
In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...
In a double feature of chaos, Donny's American circus rolls on, with a government shutdown dragging on like a bad sequel...