Donny Does a Runner - Flees to Scotland Amid Epstein Scandal, Forgets They Hate Him There Too
Donny, desperate to escape the ongoing scandal around the Epstein files has flown to Scotland which is said to be preparing for mass protests.
Scotland, for its part, has rolled out the red carpet — by which we mean: protest signs, mass demonstrations, and a national collective groan. It’s not his first trip to the UK either. Remember the last time he visited? They welcomed him with blimps, banners, and world-class levels of coordinated disdain.
Donny intends to spend the weekend Golfing amid a huge police presence, with the bill footed by the UK tax payer.
Donny Mulls Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell
Evaluation of Deputy Attorney General's Meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell
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The meeting's implication of personal connections influencing Justice Department interactions calls into question the integrity of judicial processes and raises alarms about potential corruption norms being accepted in government actions.
Well well well, look who’s back making shady backroom deals. Todd Blanche, now Deputy Attorney General (but once Donny’s personal lawyer, because this administration loves recycling their cronies), held a cozy little meeting with none other than convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
Yep. That Ghislaine.
Senator Chuck Schumer summed it up best: "This stinks of high corruption." And that’s putting it politely.
Let’s be honest about what this is. It's not an interview, not an investigation. It’s a pardon-for-loyalty trade-off. Here's how it likely went down:
Blanche: "Nice cell you got here. Want out?" Maxwell: "Sure, what’s the price?" Blanche: "Simple. Say Donny never knew anything. Say he was just a guy in the corner playing golf. Say he actually hates private islands. Then boom - pardon, early release, clean record. Maybe even a book deal."
It's textbook Donny. Corrupt, desperate, and willing to throw the entire justice system into the shredder just to scrub his name out of the Epstein files.
You thought he couldn’t sink lower?
Surely even for a MAGA cultist this is too blatant to ignore...