Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...

Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...

In a true display of fragile masculinity, Donny fires the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief for reporting dismal job numb...

Donny's tariff tantrum is hitting 69 countries across the globe as he crafts economic policy like a petulant child throw...

In a delightful three-ring spectacle, President Donny Dipshit is shaking down allies with tariffs while flexing his auth...

As Texas drowns, Donny contemplates a visit, clearly prioritizing golf over grief. Our fearless leader's level of concer...

Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...

Donny’s latest whimsical travel ban echoes his first reign’s nonsense, targeting twelve countries because, well, they’re...

Elon Musk, ever the drama queen, has publicly called Donny's tax fiasco a 'disgusting abomination'. Meanwhile, Fox News,...

In a whirlwind of token gestures and constitutional gymnastics, Trump escalates warfare against Harvard with a contract...

In a whirlwind of executive mischief, King Don rebranded sedition as patriotism by pardoning January 6 rioters, gleefull...