Days that: Consolidate Power
Donny’s minions at the FCC attempt to bludgeon ABC's broadcast license over a comic jab from Jimmy Kimmel, with Ted Cruz...
King Don's Senate confirmed 48 lackeys faster than you can say 'patronage,' while his UK state visit showcased his diplo...
Donny's authoritarian antics have reached new heights, from branding antifa as non-existent terrorists to silencing late...
Today, Donny threw an epic tantrum when asked about his business conflicts, threatened a journalist, and proceeded to la...
Donny, the reigning king of chaos, continues his tyrannical tour with a mix of incendiary rhetoric blaming the ‘radical...
Donny ordered the dismantling of a historic peace vigil, declaring war on a tent because it clashed with his vision of p...
In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...
In today’s episode of ‘The Don’s Wild Ride,’ we have Health Secretary Bobby Ballbag, a man who treats facts like a buffe...
In a spectacle fit for a lifetime achievement award in authoritarian madness, King Don relocates immigration detainees t...
Donny's attempts to sweep the Epstein scandal under the rug with summer recess backfired worse than one of his hairdos i...
On Labor Day, a sea of protest signs greeted The Don as he pulled a classic dictator move, erecting a banner with his ow...
Donny's death rumors fizzled out faster than his credibility as he played golf, sending his cult into another fundraisin...
In a stunning display of prioritization, The Don is busy revoking Secret Service protection for Kamala Harris—because wh...
In Donny's America, every critical service is second to the administrative whims of ICE, as immigrant firefighters are p...
In Donny's America, FEMA workers risking their jobs for truth are swiftly silenced, while the real crime wave consists o...
Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...
Donny's weight-shaming tirades against Governor Pritzker—while he himself resembles a bloated balloon—showcase a despera...
Donny's world descends into farce as convicted predator Ghislaine Maxwell becomes his unlikely mouthpiece, bolstering hi...
In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...
The Don and his merry band of misfits continue their march towards authoritarianism, from gerrymandering in Texas to dep...