Donny’s Racist AI Trashpost and the Looming Shutdown Circus
So, Donny decided that instead of governing, he’d fire up his shitty little app and post a racist deepfake AI video. Because why not? In any other era, this would’ve been an absolute scandal—completely beneath the dignity of the office. But this is Donny’s America, where the White House can apparently issue an official “Go fuck yourself” in response, and it’s just another Monday.
The content of the racist meme is as follows with Chuck Schumer saying:
"Look guys, there’s no way to sugar coat it, nobody likes Democrats any more. We have no voters left, because all of our woke trans bullshit. not even black people want to vote for us any more. Even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters... and if we give all these illegal aliens free healthcare, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. They can’t even speak English, so they won’t realize that we’re just a bunch of woke pieces of shit — at least for a while, until they learn English and they realize they hate us, too."
Again - ordinarily this would be jaw on the floor time. But with Donny no one is even remotely shocked. This one thing in isolation demonstrates how terribly unfit he is for the position of President. When you add on the mountains of other problems it actually all starts to feel normalized.
Meanwhile, the country inches toward a government shutdown because King Don thought a good bargaining chip would be holding healthcare hostage. He sat down with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, but—spoiler alert—nothing got solved. Schumer at least gave him some credit for finally realizing the healthcare crisis isn’t just a liberal bedtime story, while John Thune cried “Democrat hostage-taking” like a loyal little footman.
This is Donny - the self proclaimed Master Deal maker - once again unable to make a deal. In a rare concession, the man clearly has dementia. So I guess we can cut him a break on that front.
But what’s left? Federal workers twisting in the wind, citizens facing chaos, and Donny still stomping around demanding his way. His brand of “deal-making” boils down to threats, tantrums, and racist memes. The welfare of the nation doesn’t even register—it’s all just fuel for the next Truth Social meltdown.
This is what governing looks like under Donny: brinkmanship, incompetence, and political cosplay while the country teeters on the edge. Every crisis becomes another stage for him to perform his schtick, another excuse to scream about his enemies, another chance to drag the entire country through his ego-driven swamp.
Shutdown or not, one thing’s clear: Donny doesn’t give a damn about stability, responsibility, or the people. He’s here to break things and post garbage videos while Rome burns.
Donny and Bibi’s “Peace Plan”
Let's hand Donny that Nobel Peace prize he's been hankering for right now. The deal is done, and make sure it's solid fucking gold, he'll take nothing less.
Donny waddled out to the White House podium with his partner-in-grievance, Bibi Netanyahu, to unveil what they’re calling a “20-point peace plan for Gaza.” Translation: twenty bullet points scribbled in crayon that boil down to take it or leave it, Hamas.
The premise is simple, and by “simple” I mean insultingly childish: accept our terms or Israel gets a free pass to “finish the job” with the full backing of King Don himself. Bibi, never one to miss a cue, parroted the line, promising Israel would crush Hamas with or without buy-in. Nothing screams “historic breakthrough” quite like a military ultimatum disguised as diplomacy.
Hamas, of course, wasn’t consulted—because why talk to the people you’re supposedly negotiating peace with when you can just threaten to obliterate them on live TV? Donny and Bibi insist mediators from Qatar and Egypt will “sell the plan” later. In other words: “We’ll unveil it now, you clean up the mess later.”
Predictably, world leaders lined up to call it a “step forward” because apparently the international community runs on autopilot. In Gaza, people are less convinced—shocking, I know. Nothing says “lasting peace” like announcing terms for your enemies without ever inviting them to the table.
So here we are again: peace through bluster, diplomacy through coercion, history written by men who think ultimatums count as progress. And when this inevitably collapses? Donny and Bibi can shrug and say, “Well, we tried,” while the region smolders.
Donny’s Censorship Payday: YouTube Capitulates
Well, Donny’s grift machine keeps humming. This time, it’s YouTube writing a $24.5 million check to settle his whiny lawsuit over being suspended after his little January 6 coup. You know, when his fans stormed the Capitol while he egged them on. YouTube called it a “policy violation.” Donny called it “unfair.” And now, three years later, he’s calling it cash money, baby.
Meta already forked over $25 million. Elon’s vanity project, X, shelled out $10 million. And now YouTube’s joined the club, proving once again that throwing tantrums can be a lucrative business model—if you’re a president with a cult and weaponised government looming large.
It’s almost impressive. Donny didn’t just dodge accountability for inciting an insurrection, he’s profiting off it. Forget “the art of the deal”—this is the art of the shakedown. Ban him for breaking the rules, and he sues you into submission until you hand over millions like it’s hush money. The man turns consequences into revenue streams.
Meanwhile, YouTube is busy pretending this doesn’t set a precedent. They claim it was all about “policy shifts” and “reinstating creators.” Translation: they don’t want anger the Mad King and risk punishment. What this really means is that content moderation just got a lot more expensive, and free speech absolutism has a price tag somewhere between $10 and $25 million.
This continued capitulation to Donny is more than just disappointing. It's a disgrace. History tells us repeatedly that bowing down and bending the knee will never satisfy - and only encourage more expectations of adulation.
Donny, of course, will frame this as total vindication. Expect him to crow about how the “fake news media platforms” begged him to come back and how the payouts prove he was right all along. In reality, it just proves one thing: bullying works when the bully has bottomless narcissism and zero shame.