Day 209: Donny's Dastardly Diplomacy: A Masterclass in Malfeasance

Donny Takes Victory Lap After Scoring Fuck All from Putin Meet Up

Donny is busy taking a victory lap after being humiliated and out played again by Putin. Donny achieved nothing, he probably didn't have any goals even going into the meeting as, well, he's a moron.

America embarrassed herself, again, by rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal and long-term adversary. How different was this, compared to Zelensky's visit the Oval office - where he was ambushed and berated on live television. This tells you everything you need to know about the state of America.

In the aftermath of this summit, The Don briefed European leaders on the discussions, emphasizing his unwavering support for Putin's demands. Because why should Ukraine's sovereignty stand in the way of a good deal? The Don's diplomatic prowess continues to shine, as he works tirelessly to ensure that the only winners in this 'peace deal' are Putin and his cronies.

As for the Ukrainian response, President Zelenskyy has yet to accept this generous offer. Perhaps he's waiting for a better deal, or maybe he just doesn't appreciate The Don's unique approach to diplomacy. Either way, The Don's efforts to broker peace are truly commendable, especially when they involve undermining international law and the sovereignty of nations.

Putin knew exactly how to play Donny. Mindless flattery, agree with him that the war would not have started had he been president. Laughably endorse the assault on mail in voting, which given Russia's record on election integrity is worth less than a spot in Trump University.

For those who feared the summit might resemble Chamberlain’s appeasement of Hitler in 1938, the reality was even worse. Donny was just a deferential lapdog and gave Putin everything he wanted and publicly humiliated himself and America in front of the world.

Donny will be cold calling leaders now having solved another war, requesting more nominations for that Nobel Peace Prize.

Which six wars are these Donny, do enlighten us.

Thousands Protest Donny's Texas Redistricting

Donny’s latest authoritarian fantasy? A hostile takeover of Texas redistricting. Because when you can’t win on ideas, policy, or basic human decency, you just rig the maps.

Thousands of Texans aren’t having it. From Austin to Houston, the streets are full of people calling out the obvious: this isn’t democracy, it’s Donny carving up the state like a mob boss slicing territory.

The Trump regime is muscling Texas lawmakers into handing over maps that entrench GOP power and erase minority voices. Civil rights groups are already in court, because let’s be clear — this is about silencing Black, Latino, and young voters. It’s gerrymandering on steroids, sprayed with Donny’s cheap cologne.

And the GOP faithful? They fall into line, dutifully parroting the lie that it’s all about “fairness.” Sure. Just like Donny’s taxes were “under audit” for a decade.

This is the Trump playbook in action: if democracy doesn’t give him what he wants, he strangles it, redraws it, and slaps his name on the corpse.

On Thursday, Democratic governor of California, Gavin Newsom, announced Democrats there would move ahead with a plan to redistrict the blue state to neutralize anything they do in Texas. But, Newsom said, the plan for new California maps would only take effect if Texas or other red states pushed ahead with their own plans for partisan redistricting.

Incompetent Clowns do it Again: Sensitive Papers Left in Hotel Printer

Just when you thought Donny’s White House couldn’t get any sloppier, we now have sensitive State Department documents left in a hotel printer — hours before his big “peace” summit with Vladimir Putin in Alaska. Yes, the future of the Ukraine war, plus the phone numbers of U.S. officials and a lunch menu, left sitting there in the public printer of the Hotel Captain Cook.

Three random hotel guests stumbled on the papers like they were picking up directions to the spa. Eight pages, including seven stamped “produced by the Office of the Chief of Protocol.” In other words: the kind of documents you don’t want floating around a hotel lobby next to someone printing out their boarding pass.

But here comes the spin machine. The State Department brushed it off, sneering that NPR was making a big deal out of “a lunch menu.” Cute, except that the menu was accompanied by direct phone lines to U.S. government staff — the sort of stuff hostile powers would love to get their hands on. The White House chimed in too, insisting this was “not a security breach.” Because apparently basic competence is no longer a requirement in Trump’s America.

This wasn’t a one-off mistake; it was a metaphor. Donny struts onto the world stage, trying to look like a deal-maker, while behind him the machinery of government is so sloppy it leaves state secrets on the printer tray. Putin must have been laughing all the way to Anchorage.