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Days Featuring Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio — Marco Rubio: Marco Rubio is the psychopath responsible for finding despots willing to house deportees being shipped out without due process.

The Mad King’s Mixed Bag of Madness: Hair, Hissy Fits, and Human Rights

In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...

The White House Circus: Signature Shenanigans and Judicial Jests

Donny and his crew dance around Donny's signature like it was an unsightly pimple, while Judge Simmons turned felony fra...

The Mad King's Circus: Fawning, Fund Cuts, and War Cry

Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...

We're Living in a Clown Timeline

Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...