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Day 175: Donny Gets Boo'd and Threatens Rosie O'Donnell

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Donny World Cup

Donny Hijacks Chelsea’s Trophy Lift, Because Even Football Isn’t Safe from His Ego

You just can’t take this man anywhere.

In what should’ve been Chelsea’s crowning moment - lifting the Club World Cup trophy in front of a global audience, Donny made it all about himself in the most awkward way possible. Because of course he did.

As the players gathered, grins wide, hearts full, ready for their celebration…

Donny refused to leave the stage... despite being beckoned too repeatedly, Donny just stood there like the dumbass he is.

FIFA President Gianni Infantino tried to nudge him off. Politely. Awkwardly. Visibly.

But Donny wasn’t budging. The crowd? Booed. Loudly. Because Donny's popularity is tanking, even among MAGA.

Watch the whole awkward encounter here:


Donny Threatens to Revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship

Just when you think he can’t get more petty, Donny dives headfirst into the shallow end of the authoritarian kiddie pool - this time threatening to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s U.S. citizenship because… she made jokes about him?

Yes, really.

On Truth Social, Donny called Rosie a “threat to humanity” and suggested she should just stay in Ireland, implying, naturally, that he might force her to. Because apparently in Donny’s version of the Constitution, disagreeing with him is grounds for exile.

Forget policy. Forget courts. We're now operating in full Game of Thrones mode - where a vengeful, bloated monarch banishes comedians for being mean to him on TV.

Quick reminder:

Rosie O’Donnell is a U.S. citizen. You can’t revoke citizenship because someone hurts your feelings. That’s not how any of this works.

And what did Rosie say in response? She dismissed it with a laugh, saying, “I’m not going anywhere.”

Good. Because someone has to stay and call this nonsense out for what it is: Unhinged, unconstitutional, and deeply embarrassing.

Donny doesn’t want law and order. He wants revenge and obedience. And Rosie refusing to bow is just too much for his ego to handle.