Donny Hits the Links While Scotland Hits the Streets
While Scotland erupted in massive demonstrations shouting “Trump’s not welcome here!”, Donny was doing what he does best: pretending everything’s fine while playing golf at Turnberry.
Yes, really.
Flanked by his ever-loyal son Eric and U.S. Ambassador (read: donor crony) Warren Stephens, Donny squeezed in 18 holes at his Scottish resort, because nothing screams ‘man of the people’ like a luxury golf day during a global backlash.
Outside the bubble of Mar-a-Lago-on-Sea, it’s a very different story. Protesters in Edinburgh and cities across the UK flooded the streets to make one thing painfully clear:
Donny is not welcome here.
But did Donny care? Of course not. He was too busy polishing his clubs and pretending the Epstein scandal, constitutional meltdowns, and international ridicule don’t exist, while Scotland made damn sure the world knows they see right through the whole charade.
Because when you're universally despised abroad, the only thing left to do… is play golf and ignore the noise.
MAGA - this is how the rest of the world perceives you.
Donny’s Totally Normal Response to Epstein Allegations? Meme Warfare.
Donny, master of deflection and world-class attention addict, is back at it again - this time trying to meme his way out of scandal.
With the Epstein firestorm still raging and his name still all over those files, Donny thought the best course of action was to post a meme. Not just any meme — one that depicts Barack Obama in a white Ford Bronco, a la O.J. Simpson, fleeing from none other than Donny and his loyal lapdog J.D. Vance in hot pursuit.
And the image of Vance just so happens to be the meme version of him from earlier in the year.
Because, when you're being implicated in a decades-long sex trafficking scandal and everyone is asking why your name keeps popping up in DOJ documents, what better way to handle it than a shitpost from 1994?
Forget facts. Forget dignity. This is how a totally innocent man acts, right? With juvenile, unfunny memes accusing his predecessor of being O.J. Simpson?
And let’s be honest, Donny’s never really been one for "presidential decorum." But even by his standards, this reeks of desperation. The Epstein fallout isn’t going away, and for once, the media aren’t letting it die quietly. So what does Donny do? Distract, deflect, and throw another meme at the wall.
Because nothing says “not guilty” like wildly inappropriate memes during a national scandal.
