Donny's “Bawdy” Birthday Card to Epstein Exposed
Brace yourselves for peak Trump meltdown: The Wall Street Journal has revealed that in 2003, President Trump allegedly contributed a lewd “birthday card” to Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday album. The card included a crude hand-drawn nude woman, with a typewritten dialogue between “Donald” and “Jeffrey”, signed below the waist - and closed with the line:
“Happy Birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
What. The. Fuck.
And what does Donny do?
He goes full tantrum:
- Denies ever drawing a picture (ironically absurd, given his history of doodles)
- Labels it a “fake Wall Street Journal story”
- Threatens to sue against the Journal, Rupert Murdoch, News Corp, and the reporters themselves
Specifically Donny said
“I never wrote a picture in my life." Donny.
Here’s how it unfolded:
- Ghislaine Maxwell compiled Epstein’s 50th birthday album, collecting contributions from his inner circle, including this disturbing entry attributed to Donny.
- The card featured the nude sketch, the dialogue, the cringe, and Donny's signature - suggesting a familiarity and intimacy with Epstein.
- When WSJ reporters prepared the story, Donny personally called Rupert Murdoch, begging him to kill the piece. Murdoch refused. WSJ published anyway.
- Now, Donny’s dragging the WSJ to court, raising the stakes, but also laying bare exactly how deep his panic runs.
This isn’t about protecting reputation.
It’s about flying a giant neon sign that says: “Stop digging.”
Because if they go deeper, who knows what other “wonderful secret” might surface?
This is crisis theater.
It’s a move of desperation from a man who’s been cornered by his own history - forced to rage-lawsuit a scandal that’s already leaking truth through every paper cut.
And guess what?
Even his own MAGA cult is seething, citing this as the moment Trump blew the dog whistle too hard.
So yes, let’s shine a spotlight on that crude birthday card, because it’s not just a childish drawing.
It’s a clue - a clue that says:
- Donny wasn’t just friends with Epstein.
- He celebrated his birthday.
- And he’ll do anything - even sue the press to bury it.
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Donny’s War on Truth and Aid: $9 Billion Slashed from NPR, PBS, and International Relief
Analysis of Public Broadcasting and Foreign Aid Cuts
Assault on DemocracyRationale
The decision to eliminate federal funding for NPR and PBS restricts access to unbiased media, which is essential for informed citizenry and accountability, thereby undermining democracy. Additionally, cutting foreign aid may reflect a shift towards isolationism and prioritize partisan ideologies over global humanitarian support.
In yet another scorched-earth move that only makes sense if your goal is to keep people ignorant and suffering, President Trump and his Republican yes-men in the House just torched $9 billion in public media and foreign aid funding.
The final vote? 216–213. Narrow. Shameful. Dangerous.
Here’s what’s on the chopping block:
NPR and PBS - Gone. Because independent journalism and educational programming are apparently too much of a threat to Donny’s fragile ego.
USAID grants - Scrapped. Because helping other countries build stable democracies and fight poverty isn’t part of MAGA’s America First cosplay.
This isn’t fiscal responsibility. This is a targeted ideological purge, a direct assault on:
- Fact-based reporting
- Children’s education
- And global humanitarian stability
Donny’s logic is simple:
If it informs the public, cut it. If it helps anyone outside U.S. borders, kill it. If it doesn’t serve his image, defund it.
He wants a world where the only “news” comes from sycophants shouting into a Truth Social void, and the only “aid” is reserved for defense contractors and tax breaks for billionaires.
By gutting PBS and NPR, he’s trying to starve the public of independent, accessible journalism, the same institutions that brought generations actual facts, not fascist propaganda.
By nuking USAID, he’s flipping the bird at every American-led mission that fought disease, disaster, and dictatorship with diplomacy instead of bombs.
This isn’t just a budget. It’s a manifesto for isolationism, ignorance, and ideological control.
And just like everything else in Donny's America, it’s wrapped in the language of “freedom” while methodically stripping it away - station by station, grant by grant.
Donny Celebrates Colbert’s Cancellation: “Jimmy Kimmel Is Next,” He Boasts
Analysis of CBS Cancellation of 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert'
Assault on Democracy Authoritarian RiskRationale
The timing of the cancellation suggests potential political retaliation against criticism of the parent company. This aligns with the erosion of civil liberties through media censorship and manipulation of narratives that serve political ends.
Donny once again shows us just how petty the presidency can be.
CBS cancels The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, blaming financial woes - 40% ad revenue down since 2018, etc.—but hey, it’s still their top-rated program.
Timing? Suspicious. Colbert had just roasted Paramount - the network’s parent - over its $16 million “big fat bribe” to Donny to settle a “nuisance lawsuit,” and burnish a fate-sensitive merger.
Then came the fireworks:
Donny celebrated on Truth Social, mocking Colbert and warning, “Jimmy Kimmel is next”
So CBS can go fuck themselves along with the Mad King. This kind of Obsequiousness is disgusting.