Day 151: Shitty 'Fake News' Polls, Donny's Legendary 2-week Unit of Time and Another TACO incident

Negative Press = Fake News According to Donny

Donny assumes everyone is as stupid as he is. Perhaps a sizeable majority of his MAGA cultists actually are.

Though true to form, Donny has a pretty simplistic view of the world when it coms to press coverage surrounding himself and his regime. It works like this:

So when Fox News, who are largely overwhelmingly in support of the fuckwit, published a poll showing a decline in support for Donny, he lost his shit. Cue another pathetic Truth Social rant:

Look Donny, you utter dipshit, even credible presidents have dips in numbers. This comes with the territory. His numbers are actually shockingly high given the reality of what the despot is doing. You can't just decry anything slightly negative as untrue.

Well as we all know, it turns out he can, and does. On a regular basis. What would be fascinating to know is if the feeble minded fool actually believes this shit himself. I think it's entirely possible he's that self-deluded.

Anyway, for the moment, whether delusional Donny likes it or not, even Fox News is admitting that support for him is low so suck that up Donny.

Donny Will Decide About Attacking Iran in "2-weeks"

Donny has stuck with his usual timeframe of "2-weeks" before he'll commit to whether he's taking the nation to war. This someone has pointed out, is the timeframe he gives about everything. Because he doesn't know, whatever the question - the answer can be given in 2-weeks time.

In this case at least, it's also causing something of a split even among Donny loyalists. Many of them bought into this "no war president" thing that Donny coincidentally achieved in his first-term due to the Covid outbreak.

Ardant Donny supporter and all round idiot Marjorie Greene has broken ranks on this and sided with that other shithead Tucker Carlson.

Donny doesn't give a fuck about that. Donny doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than Donny. Everyone learns this lesson eventually. For Donny, a war might be a good distraction from everything going to shit at home. That's his dilemma.

Remember: Donny has No Plan and he never does.

TACO Chickens Out and Extends TikTok Deadline, Again.

Donny got out his very special crayon and signed a new exexutive order extending the deadline for TikTok despite a law mandating a sale or shutdown by January 19, 2025.

This is now the third extension. As the ultimate 'deal maker', Dotard Donny always chickens out.