Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Nov 10 2025
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How Donny's Destroying Democracy

Undermining Free and Fair Elections

Undermining Free and Fair Elections
Weakening of the Rule of Law

Weakening of the Rule of Law
Erosion of Civil Liberties

Erosion of Civil Liberties
Delegitimization of Opponents

Delegitimization of Opponents
Consolidation of Executive Power

Consolidation of Executive Power
Militarization and Use of Violence

Militarization and Use of Violence
Manipulation of National Identity

Manipulation of National Identity
Economic Control and Inequality

Economic Control and Inequality
Normalization of Corruption and Scandals

Normalization of Corruption and Scandals
International Isolation or Aggression

International Isolation or Aggression

Donny's Enablers

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"No, I have no age — I mean, I have age limit. I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds."
— Donny, April 1, 2005

Bills from Republicans in 2025

Carve Trump into Mount Rushmore
Put Trump on the $100 bill
Rename Dulles Airport to Donald J Trump International Airport
Make Trump's birthday a national holiday

Executive Orders

Category 1

  • Executive Order 1
  • Executive Order 2
  • Executive Order 3

Category 2

  • Executive Order 4
  • Executive Order 5
  • Executive Order 6

Spotlight on JD Vance

JD Vance

JD Vance

Estimated IQ: 85

Widely despised, weasel character with no backbone.