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Donny Magnets

The King's Calamitous Chronicles: Magnets, Memos, and Malarkey

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Senate Shenanigans and Zombie Lies: A Tale of Political Farce

Shutdown Shenanigans: The Mad King's Playground

A Symphony of Indifference and Power Grabs: Donny's Latest Outrageous Acts

How Donny's Destroying Democracy

Undermining Free and Fair Elections

Undermining Free and Fair Elections

Weakening of the Rule of Law

Weakening of the Rule of Law

Erosion of Civil Liberties

Erosion of Civil Liberties

Delegitimization of Opponents

Delegitimization of Opponents

Consolidation of Executive Power

Consolidation of Executive Power

Militarization and Use of Violence

Militarization and Use of Violence

Manipulation of National Identity

Manipulation of National Identity

Economic Control and Inequality

Economic Control and Inequality

Normalization of Corruption and Scandals

Normalization of Corruption and Scandals

International Isolation or Aggression

International Isolation or Aggression

Donny's Enablers

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"The US can survive without almost anybody – except me"

— Donny Dipshit, June 24, 2026

Bills from Republicans in 2025

Carve Trump into Mount Rushmore

Put Trump on the $100 bill

Rename Dulles Airport to Donald J Trump International Airport

Make Trump's birthday a national holiday

Executive Orders

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Spotlight on Howard Lutnick

Howard Lutnick

Howard Lutnick

Estimated IQ: 85

Howard Lutnick is the Wall Street CEO who turned unimaginable tragedy into a business model and grief into a quarterly g...