Elon Musk

Elon Musk a man whose wealth is surpassed only by his own ego.

Sometimes, being the richest person alive can be hard. And Elon knows this all too well - born into emerald mine wealth, now struggling through life with a fortune that surpasses the GDP of roughly 140 countries.

So what kind of sociopath do you have to be, to not only think that's not enough, but to actively pursue slashing aid to help the world's poorest?

Imagine how you might use that kind of obscene wealth. You could donate some serious wedge to philanthropic causes. Maybe build hospitals, schools and libraries. Cure diseases, help with the existential threat of climate change, maybe put a dent in human suffering. Elon has done none of that. He is a gross-contributor to suffering in the world. He's an entitled asshole.

Bromance with Donny

Elon personally donated $250 million to get Donny reelected. He was active on the campaign trail, poured money in endlessly, held an illegal lottery to try and get his way and conducted an interview with Donny and live streamed it over his Nazi app.

It is widely thought that Elon’s efforts were a significant contributor in getting Donny reelected. So when you’re dismayed at the collapse of democracy, then you don’t have to look much further than Ego Musk for attributing blame.

Why would the world’s richest man do all this? Well he was buying himself a seat at the table, more government contracts and subsidies and influence over deregulating the government oversight that threatened his empire.

Indeed, post election, the Martian Nazi headed up DODGE - the made up government department of ‘efficiency’. The goal on the face of it was to cut waste and fraud within government spending to reduce the deficit.

DODGE was a total disaster. What actually happened? A Silicon Valley-style power grab at the heart of federal infrastructure.

• A Self-Declared "Visionary" at the Helm Though officially led by Amy Gleason, a judge found Musk acted as DOGE’s real leader — no Senate confirmation, all authority. Musk wielded sweeping power to sack programs, purge DEI initiatives, and embed his own operatives across agencies. CBS News

• “Efficiency” Means Chaos DOGE slashed staff, demolished federal agencies, and hijacked data systems — often with questionable transparency. Even Washington insiders warned: this isn’t just restructuring, it’s a political purge. CBS News

• A Disaster for Public Services Funding cuts to education, poverty programs, health research, and even parks led to palpable pain. A giant Musk bust at Arches National Park memorably mocked the move: “Now with longer lines thanks to DOGE cuts!” SFGATE

• Broken Promises and Phantom Savings DOGE claimed to save billions; independent audits say it cost taxpayers hundreds of billions. Analysts judged most “savings” were smoke, mirrors, and double counts. Wikipedia

• Privacy & Surveillance Feverishly Rolled Out DOGE teams scooped up personal data across multiple agencies — arguably building a “master database” on Americans. Privacy advocates called it a constitutional crisis in the making. Wikipedia Cut aid to the World’s poorest In the name of cost cutting, the richest man in the world oversaw cutting AID destined for the world’s poorest. Not a good look.

• Pushback and Power Plays Transport Secretary Sean Duffy refused Musk’s demand to lay off air traffic controllers, warning that the Senate confirmed him, not Musk. It now transpires that DODGE actually cost almost as much as it saved.

For this period, Donny and Elon were inseparable. It appeared that Elon had more sway than anyone else within Donny’s cabinet of self-serving clowns. Elon was often stood beside Donny at the oval office and for various press conferences.

Elon is petty, vengeful, and spiteful. He has no sense of humor about himself and can't stand to be criticized. He's crass, creepy around women, and has a well documented drug problem. It's easy to see why he got along so well with King Donny—they're both broken in the same ways. It was also entirely predictable that they'd eventually fall out spectacularly when their equally massive egos collided.

The tragic thing about Elon is that he's one of the few of Donny's appointments who actually isn't (at least wasn't originally) cognitively crippled. In the early days of building his empire, Elon might have even claimed he was something of an inspiration, though that's dramatically shifted to being both a laughing stock and completely repugnant.

Like Donny, Elon is seriously damaged goods. He craves attention and adoration and wants nothing more than to be liked. Yet his every fucking action drives people away from him. The desperate and unfunny tweets, the far-right and unsubstantiated claims, they're all just embarrassing cravings for validation.

Plummeting Tesla Sales

In response to Ego’s politics and alignment with Donny, Tesla’s sales plummeted (and continue to do so). Tesla’s largely liberal customer base are naturally turned off by far-right Nazi wannabes.

In desperation, Donny even held a corrupt as hell sales endorsement for Tesla on the White House lawn. Donny, to no ones surprise isn’t exactly technically literate and clearly had no idea about anything. Though he was doing his new billionaire bestie a solid by trying to boost sales. It fell flat.

So get the world's smallest violin out for poor Elon. The special boy and Nazi wannabe, widely despised because he just wants to root out "waste and fraud", but also because he's a giant asshole.

I think last I checked a graph heading downward is bad.... let's see how people are reacting:

Mr "Empathy is a weakness", is now crying that people are enjoying schadenfreude over his 'misfortune'. Well boo fucking hoo.

Drug Abuse

Elon by many reports has a drug problem. He appeared to be off his fucking face half the time