What's Chinese for TACO?
In yet another episode of “The Art of Kicking the Can Down the Road,” King Donny has decided to extend the tariff deadline with China for another 90 days — a decision announced just hours before the clock hit zero. The new “big, beautiful” deadline? November 10, 2025.
Naturally, the White House released a statement that managed to say absolutely nothing about the actual terms of this extension — because why give details when you can just wing it? Meanwhile, the Chinese Ministry of Commerce, showing far more composure than Donny ever could, also paused their own tariff plans, saying they wanted to “provide stability for the global economy.” Translation: “We’re dealing with a manchild, please bear with us.”
U.S. businesses caught in the crossfire let out a temporary sigh of relief, but the underlying problems — you know, the ones Donny’s trade war actually made worse — are still sitting there like a ticking time bomb.
The markets, ever the optimists (and eternal suckers for false hope), rallied at the news. Japanese and Australian equities even hit record highs. But let’s be real — this is just a short-term sugar rush masking the long-term mess.
It’s the same old Donny formula: create chaos, pretend to solve it, take a victory lap, and leave everyone else to clean up the damage when the “deal” inevitably collapses.
Donny Threatens a Lawsuit against Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell
Analysis of Trump's Threatened Lawsuit Against Jerome Powell
Authoritarian RiskRationale
This action signals an attempt to undermine the independence of the Federal Reserve, an essential institution that operates outside direct political influence. By threatening legal action against its leadership, the action represents a broader risk of consolidating executive power and jeopardizing the rule of law by politicizing a critical economic institution.
Because nothing says “stable economic leadership” quite like threatening to sue the guy in charge of the central bank, Donny has now set his sights on Jerome Powell.
The crime? Alleged “mismanagement” of the Federal Reserve’s renovation project — meaning the cost went up and Donny spotted another chance for a headline. Never mind that the so-called overruns have explanations (which Powell has already pointed out). In Donny-land, nuance doesn’t matter — only the drama does.
This is the same Jerome Powell that Donny has called a “numbskull,” tried to fire, and repeatedly pressured to bend monetary policy to his will. Now we’re onto the “I’ll sue you!” phase of the tantrum cycle.
If history is any guide, the “major lawsuit” will amount to some half-baked press release, a rambling rally rant, and absolutely zero follow-through. But hey — mission accomplished: more chaos, less credibility, and another distraction from the The Epstein Files scandal currently circling Donny like vultures. Because his name is all over them.
Newsom Gives Donny the Finger
California Governor Gavin Newsom continues to troll President Dipshit with a series of social media posts that mimic and mock Donny's own posts to his shitty app.
Hats off - fight Donny and his sewer clown confederacy with mockery. It's all they deserve.
White House orders review of Smithsonian exhibits
Analysis of Smithsonian Review Directive
Assault on Democracy Authoritarian RiskRationale
This directive demonstrates an effort to control educational and cultural narratives to reflect the administration's views, which can diminish pluralism and restrict civil liberties. It signals a shift toward the manipulation of national identity by promoting a singular, ideologically driven interpretation of history.
Donny’s war on reality has a new front — America’s museums. Apparently, it’s not enough for him to rewrite history in his speeches; now he wants to rewrite it in the Smithsonian.
Donny's administration dictatorship has ordered all 19 Smithsonian museums to comb through their exhibitions and make sure they match Donny’s "America the Perfect" fantasy. Anything that doesn’t scream unity and exceptionalism — i.e., anything that tells the truth about racism, inequality, or inconvenient history — has 120 days to be scrubbed, sanitized, or spun.
So say goodbye to nuance, and hello to a taxpayer-funded Hall of MAGA Propaganda™ where slavery is “unfortunate but character-building,” climate change is “fake news,” and the Founding Fathers apparently had no flaws whatsoever. Because in Donny’s America, history isn’t about facts — it’s about whatever the demented old fuck thinks.