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Day 200: Donny's Descent: Jobs, Jabs, and Jaw-Dropping Constitution Revisions

Thursday, August 7, 2025

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Donny Makes up Some New, Better Job Numbers

Let's not mince words. Donny is a Dumb Fuckwit. And today he put that on full display with his impromptu press conference at the oval office where Donny, accompanied by "economist" Stephen Moore presented his new job numbers, ones he likes.

After firing Dr. Erika McEntarfer, the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics for presenting the truth, Donny felt he had something to prove.

So he commanded, as he likes to do, that someone 'find' more favourable numbers. Then hurriedly called the press to the oval office so he could present them. With all his graphs pointing in the right direction.

Tremendous growth. The best growth we've ever seen. Certainly much better growth than under that dimwit Biden.

What a pathetic charade How can anyone take this seriously? Only cultist as stupid as the mad king could possibly be taken in by this nonsense. Can you even conceive of something as simultaneously intellectually condescending and insane as this?

I'm actually looking forward to seeing how the cultists actually defend this as anything approaching 'reallty', and the media when they sane wash this utter nonsense.

Why has no one in the media stepped up yet to ask the question: "What the fuck are you talking about, you total fucking imbecile?"

Everyone with brain cells in at least double figures knows that he's an idiot. It needs to be repeatedly, and pointedly called out to Donny's stupid orange face.

And how does this appear to allies and foe abroad? America is a total embarrassment. Every day Donny might as well get up on the world stage and literally shit himself, we'd maintain more credibility


Donny & RFK Jr: Science Denial, Now with Extra Stupidity

In their never-ending war on reality, Donny and his anti-vax mascot RFK Jr. have decided to kill 22 federal contracts for mRNA-based vaccines — including ones for COVID-19 and flu. Why? Because apparently, they don’t think vaccines are “effective enough” against upper respiratory infections. And of course they're the most qualified people to make that call.

Dunce: RFKlown
Dunce: RFKlown

Yes, the same mRNA tech credited with saving millions of lives worldwide is now being binned by an administration that takes its science cues from Facebook memes and Joe Rogan podcasts. The WHO called it a “significant blow” to global health, but Donny’s clowns don’t care — they’d rather keep their base frothing about “big pharma conspiracies” than actually, you know, stop people from dying.

This isn’t about effectiveness. It’s about ideology. Killing off mRNA programs means more preventable deaths, more chaos, and more backwards posturing from an administration that’s allergic to facts. For a country already seeing measles cases at a 33-year high, this move isn’t just reckless, it’s deadly.

Once again, Donny’s America is where science goes to die, and idiocy takes its place at the head of the table.

We can only hope that RFK takes personal charge of Donny's health. At 79, clear signs of dementia and clinically obese Donny is not in good shape. I for one would back that move.


Donny’s Census Scam

Donny’s latest bright idea? Rewrite the Constitution on the fly. He’s ordered the Commerce Department to cook up a brand-new census that excludes undocumented immigrants — directly contradicting the 14th Amendment, which clearly states the census must count “the whole number of persons” in each state.

This isn’t about statistics, it’s about power. By scrubbing millions of people from the count, Donny tilts representation and funding away from diverse, immigrant-heavy states and cities, consolidating more power in his MAGA heartlands. It’s gerrymandering by calculator.

It's just another assault on fixing the midterms in his favor. This along with the gerrymandering they're already doing.

It’s also blatantly unconstitutional. But when has that ever stopped him? Whether it’s stacking the courts, gutting federal agencies, or now mutilating the census, Donny’s strategy is the same: break the system until only his rigged version of America is left standing.

Once again, the “ultimate deal maker” is dealing in lies, disenfranchisement, and authoritarian power grabs. And the GOP? Silent as ever, nodding along like this isn’t the slow death of democracy.