Donny's Complete and Total Failure
Analysis of Operation Midnight Hammer
Assault on Democracy Authoritarian RiskRationale
The unilateral decision to order military strikes without adequate consultation with Congress undermines the necessary checks and balances in a democracy. This action also risks escalating tensions internationally, potentially isolating the U.S. and fostering authoritarian narratives.
Despite Donny's blustering about how the military strikes on Iran were a total success and the sites were “completely obliterated,” both a new report and early intelligence assessments say otherwise. Reality check: the strikes have set Iran’s nuclear programme back by only a few months.
Naturally, anyone daring to report this is, according to Donny, “scum.” Here's what he managed to spew out of his cesspit gob when facing the press:
"This was an unbelievable hit by genius pilots and genius people in the military, and they’re not being given credit for it because we have scum that’s in this room. And not all of you are. … CNN is scum. ‘MSDNC’ is scum. The New York Times is scum. They’re bad people. They’re sick,” Donny said. “And what they’ve done is they’re trying to make this unbelievable victory into something less." Donny, June 2025
Calm down, Donny. You'll pop a blood vessel.
In his fantasyland, also known as Truth Social, Donny proclaims:
“THE NUCLEAR SITES IN IRAN ARE COMPLETELY DESTROYED!”
Sure, Donny. Satellite imagery that shows Iran relocating enriched uranium before the strike? All fake, right? Must be. And how did they know to move it? Because Donny, being Donny, couldn't keep his yap shut.
He’s been publicly flirting with the idea of military action for weeks, just enough time for Iran to prepare. Because, once again, Donny has the impulse control of a toddler in a candy aisle.
Dipshit Donny drops the F-bomb on live TV
Donny is losing his shit. Reality just will not bend to his will. All the 'Truths' he's been putting out in to the world about being the architect behind a non-existent ceasefire are blowing up in his face. Because no one respects him. He's a fucking joke.
Whilst I'm the last person to criticise anyone for using a profanity, Donny achieved another first as the first President to ever drop the F-Bomb on live TV. Speaking of the "COMPLETE AND TOTAL CEASEFIRE" that lasted 45 minutes Donny had this to say:
"Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I’ve never seen before, the biggest load that we’ve seen. We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the FUCK they’re doing." Donny, June 2025
Truly presidential. Could’ve just as easily been describing his own crew of clown-car advisors.
Here’s the video:
Donny is no-doubt continuing to push for his nobel peace prize after achieving that half-hour ceasefire that nobody actually agreed to.