Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Day 121: Donny's Petty Playground: Portraits, Misunderstandings, and Tax Cuts

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

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Donny takes down picture of Black Man in favour of a selfie

Don is a petty man. He's vindictive, capricious and without any grace whatsoever.

So when he ordered the removal of a portrait of former President Obama from the USDA headquarters, no one really batted an eyelid.

This act of childish spitefulness serves no purpose other than to erase the legacy of a predecessor and further entrench Donny's authoritarian tendencies.

Brace yourself.. statues of King Don will be a thing.


Kristi Noem's doesn't know what Habeas Corpus is. No Really.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem dressed up as a politician today for a Senate hearing to ask for more money to lawlessly deport people.

When quizzed on what habeas corpus is, Ice Barbie responded with:

"Well, habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country..."

No she wasn't joking. Her answer isn't just a bit wrong, it's the complete opposite. She really is apparently that fucking ignorant. given her actions this shouldn't come as a surprise. Habeas corpus is a cornerstone of democratic legal systems and is seen as a crucial protection against unjust imprisonment.

This comes about after unfeeling monster Stephen Miller started to float the idea of suspending it.

In any other era this kind of clown fuckery would be completely unacceptable. In Donny's time, it's becoming normal. And it really isn't normal. It's just another death knell marking the fall of American democracy.


Donny announces the 'Golden Dome' missile defense system

Donny today announced a new 'Golden Dome' missile defense system. It's gold of course, because everything in his tacky life is covered in gold because he's a pathetic needy man-child and sees it as a status symbol.

Positioned as a a futuristic initiative aimed at countering advanced aerial threats, including ballistic and cruise missiles it's projected to cost $25 billion initially, with total expenses potentially reaching $175 billion over time.

Musk is looking like he'll get his return on his investment though, as he's set to make shit tonne in federal contracts. Funny how that works.

No one even thinks it'll ever actually get built, let alone work. But not before billions has been pocketed and Donny's had his day show casing some bull shit defense system.


Donny pressures Republicans to make him a King

Donny's calling for pushing through his laughably named "big, beautiful bill" which includes approximately $4.9 trillion in tax breaks for the rich. Donny is keen to force it through, with little Republican resistance because Donny rules the party like a King.

Also hidden in the bill is this gem:

Not if the Big Ugly Bill is enacted with the following provision, now hidden in the bill:

“No court of the United States may use appropriated funds to enforce a contempt citation for failure to comply with an injunction or temporary restraining order if no security was given when the injunction or order was issued….”

What this means in reality is that no federal court will be able enforce a contempt citation.

Just another death knell marking the fall of American democracy.